You can leave no stones unturned or dead horses unbeaten in this fight against the 
Obamaniacs. It's time to dig up another old issue, but first, we need to remember why it was an issue.
1. They are pretty.
You ever put on a nice suit with a nice tie-clip and some diamond cuff-links and still felt underdressed? Maybe a little dot of red, white and blue would help. They make you look that much more like a real man, like a Republican.
2. Veterans love them
Did you lose your legs and a testicle overseas? No? Well, wearing a flag-pin will help you feel like the men who did. This is you supporting your country in any endeavor, no matter what, because supporting your country is right and you have lost too much to start admitting that maybe it isn't always.
Obamaniacs. It's time to dig up another old issue, but first, we need to remember why it was an issue.1. They are pretty.
You ever put on a nice suit with a nice tie-clip and some diamond cuff-links and still felt underdressed? Maybe a little dot of red, white and blue would help. They make you look that much more like a real man, like a Republican.
2. Veterans love them
Did you lose your legs and a testicle overseas? No? Well, wearing a flag-pin will help you feel like the men who did. This is you supporting your country in any endeavor, no matter what, because supporting your country is right and you have lost too much to start admitting that maybe it isn't always.
3. They are patriotic
What says love more than a little badge of that love like a wedding-ring? It's you saying that you love your country, the way, people who work at McDonald's are showing how much they love McDonald's by wearing the uniform.
4. It says that you are willing to conform
The minute you decide seek leadership it's time to stifle your individual opinions and become a man older white people can trust. Wearing a flag pin makes it clear that you do not seek to be different, or "original", but that you prefer to adopt the uniform, get on board, and do as has always be done. You recognize that real unity can only be achieved via sameness.
5. Because we say it is
That right there is the power of a symbol. It's the agreed currency for showing what you believe. You attend a Baptist church every Sunday morning because we in this neck of the woods have agreed that this is how you show the community that you love God. If you don't go to church then you are saying to us that you don't love God and that we are wasting our time. You lazy, heathen motherfuckers call me a time-waster every time you opt to go get coffee and smoke weed rather than go to church like I do. By claiming that something I think is important is not, you are saying that I am a fool. If I back down then I am agreeing with you, if I get you to do as I want then I was right and am not a fool.
Strategery: How George W. Bush is Defeating Terrorists, Outwitting Democrats, and Confounding the Mainstream Media
What says love more than a little badge of that love like a wedding-ring? It's you saying that you love your country, the way, people who work at McDonald's are showing how much they love McDonald's by wearing the uniform.
4. It says that you are willing to conform
The minute you decide seek leadership it's time to stifle your individual opinions and become a man older white people can trust. Wearing a flag pin makes it clear that you do not seek to be different, or "original", but that you prefer to adopt the uniform, get on board, and do as has always be done. You recognize that real unity can only be achieved via sameness.
5. Because we say it is
That right there is the power of a symbol. It's the agreed currency for showing what you believe. You attend a Baptist church every Sunday morning because we in this neck of the woods have agreed that this is how you show the community that you love God. If you don't go to church then you are saying to us that you don't love God and that we are wasting our time. You lazy, heathen motherfuckers call me a time-waster every time you opt to go get coffee and smoke weed rather than go to church like I do. By claiming that something I think is important is not, you are saying that I am a fool. If I back down then I am agreeing with you, if I get you to do as I want then I was right and am not a fool.
Strategery: How George W. Bush is Defeating Terrorists, Outwitting Democrats, and Confounding the Mainstream Media
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aww fuck a flafpin and fuck the US